FtM

(angry at the format, but what can you do?)


I've got the smallest dick

in. the. WORLD.

no joke.

Inches ain't got nothin' on me, baby.
I drew the short stick
in life and I'm
out of straps.

to hang on 2.

lend me your monkey bar so I
can
swing.
A measure in pencil led.
in a pen--
tip.

thank you.